TinyLobsterFace's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vinstigator vs Ltrane]

Vinstigators first verse was pretty bad, like basic rhymes and content, and his second wasn't much better. Ltrane easily. He was much more consistent, had a pretty good flow and better content.

[(7) Fat Beats vs (2) RJA]

I think this was close, but I'm giving it to FB, he had more personals, better punches and was more consistent. A lot of Rich's first verse was filler, but that birth certificate line was pretty awesome.

[(1) Eq vs (8) DC]

I think Doc was pretty good on this with some nice rebuttals and funny bars especially on his second verse. EQ's flow is pretty boss, and there's some dope lyrics, but none of his lines seemed to stick with me or make an impact. I'd probably say it's a tie cause I can't really decide, EQ was more serious but Doc was more entertaining, to me anyway.

[Razor-Teqneek & Fat Beats]

so much boss

[BWHUT]

this. I want this.

AxTekk responds:

HAVE IT YE SCURVY DOG

[Lotion and Doo Doo]

shoot her in the tits with a nerf gun - lyrical war machine.

an dem death metals, o shit

MilkDudisaBEAST responds:

ROOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRR!!!!

[NKCarefoot vs. Mickey Mao]

I noticed you said you tried to make it sound 'violent and mean'... but you almost completely lack a delivery of the sorts, it just seems quite boring and monotonous with not much punch to it. The lyrics and the flow were pretty basic and sometimes messy. Probably should've spent more time on it.

Carefoot responds:

Fair enough. I agree. This one has the adlib about how I beat him in the last cypher. And the six dicks line goes hardest in this version than the one he tried to pass off on his version. I liked the lyrics personally I mean, thats my sense of humor and I like the type of aggression I put in, its sort of comedic I feel. I guess I meant punchy but in more of a comedy sense than like with loud popped out syllables. I also will say this is a preliminary round and I don't want to. I think the flow and lyrics are both super Charles Bukowski cuz to be honest my style is pretty unhoned. I spent little time on it so you are correct. I wish I did but to be honest I fleshed out a lot of good lines to use and this happened to be the best "delivery" of any of the lines I tested. I wanted it to sound messy. So that is good I like that. I checked the results of the preliminary and it looks like I took it. =]

[HDC: MC-OG vs. Star69]

I think Star got this one, OG had some nice lines like the helen keller one, but I think Star delivered more personals and rebuttals with more impact, like that special olympics flip was pretty boss.

HDC responds:

OG 1 Star 1