TinyLobsterFace's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[NKCarefoot vs. Mickey Mao]

I noticed you said you tried to make it sound 'violent and mean'... but you almost completely lack a delivery of the sorts, it just seems quite boring and monotonous with not much punch to it. The lyrics and the flow were pretty basic and sometimes messy. Probably should've spent more time on it.

Carefoot responds:

Fair enough. I agree. This one has the adlib about how I beat him in the last cypher. And the six dicks line goes hardest in this version than the one he tried to pass off on his version. I liked the lyrics personally I mean, thats my sense of humor and I like the type of aggression I put in, its sort of comedic I feel. I guess I meant punchy but in more of a comedy sense than like with loud popped out syllables. I also will say this is a preliminary round and I don't want to. I think the flow and lyrics are both super Charles Bukowski cuz to be honest my style is pretty unhoned. I spent little time on it so you are correct. I wish I did but to be honest I fleshed out a lot of good lines to use and this happened to be the best "delivery" of any of the lines I tested. I wanted it to sound messy. So that is good I like that. I checked the results of the preliminary and it looks like I took it. =]

[HDC: MC-OG vs. Star69]

I think Star got this one, OG had some nice lines like the helen keller one, but I think Star delivered more personals and rebuttals with more impact, like that special olympics flip was pretty boss.

HDC responds:

OG 1 Star 1

[HDC: Star69 vs WarSpawn]

Doing this short as fuck.

I think Spawn won. He sounded much more raw, had great rebuttals, more personals, and a harder hitting delivery, like seriously the 'pretty worthless' line right at the end gave me fuckin shivers.

HDC responds:

War-2 Star69-0

[HDC: Star69vsTheMasochist]

the mixing is really quite bad... after turning my volume up like a mother fucker to be able to hear this I nearly died when I listened to other music

Star seemed to write verses that could've been directed at anyone especially the first verse where he even said he had no personals for it, so it seems almost redundant, even in the second verse it's pretty much again lines that could be pointed at anyone, except for a few lines and rebuttals that were quite nice, also he had a pretty good flow and delivery.

Masochist had some good lines, a nice flow and more personals, but his delivery was really lacking in punch and sounded quite monotonous. Towards the end it sounded like he was struggling with the last bars when you could even hear him almost shaking on his last word, which in my opinion are some important factors, cause you could have the greatest bars in the world but if you can't deliver them well or to a good enough standard then they'll fall flat as fuck. Not saying they fell flat as fuck, but if delivered better they'd have hit harder.

So I'm saying it's a tie.

HDC responds:

Star69 -0 Masochist -2

[Mega Man vs Chill Penguin]

quality seems a bit iffy but still quite good takes on it and the end caught me off guard so much hahahahahahaha

ColonelMagus responds:

Yeah, this is the last recording I made before I learned how to properly remove noise.
I've been using noise remove before, but not properly.

Now things sound better. Thanks for the support, lol

[Teq Vs Ax 3steylebattelll]

Got to give it to AxTekk for the Megalithic reference, shit was ballin.

AxTekk responds:

Bill Gates $66bn - Warren Buffett $36bn

[HDC: Mao vs. Warspawn]

I'll make it short, and go with who made the most impact to me, Spawn sounded more vicious whilst Mao was more comedic so not much really stuck with me except when it got ridiculous, whereas it just seems like Spawn was just dishing out the brutal, and that tampon line flip was unexpected and delivered so well. So I'm giving it to Spawn.

HDC responds:

Mao-1 WS-1

[HDC:MC OG vs. RezzyTip]

I think Rezzy gets my vote. MC OG had a nice flow and some good lines, but quite a bit of filler, like I'm sure the kfc lines could've been cut a bit shorter to talk about something else, and rezzy had some nice flips, more humorous lines and the outro was beautiful haha. But yeah I agree with mickey in that OG doesn't deserve wackest, or yet anyway.

HDC responds:

Rezzy-2 OG-0