Total Medals Earned: 107 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,615 Points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/80 points)
Beat the first level!
Beat the puzzle level!
Reach the hard levels!
Beat level 6
You beat the hardest level in the game!
Wohooo!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (85/135 points)
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 2/34 (15/500 points)
Beat level 1
Find the first and easiest secret of Acrade Mode
Complete Competitive Mode
Beat level 1 in 2-Players mode
Use a health kit
Use 5 health kits in one game session
Beat the first boss in level 5
Finish the secret level
Finish 2-Players Mode
Defeat the second boss
Unlock 2-Players Mode
Finish 2-Player Mode with both players about to die
Collect 5 health kits in one game session
Finish the game in noob style
You so love it
Save the game 100 times!
Defeat the rock boss (third boss)
Defeat the last boss in any difficulty
Finish the game in player style
Finish Competitive Mode with a player getting 10 or more points
Unlock Competitive Mode
Find the second secret in Arcade Mode
Get the three blue stars in the secret level
Finish the game in 1-life mode (OMG i can't believe it!)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)
Get to stage 5
You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.
Get to stage 10
Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.
Get to stage 15
Medals Earned: 7/19 (200/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Credit where credit is due
Good job!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails